Cat Is Hungry.

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Feed Cat.
Learn Fact.
Do it again.
Eventually, get bored.
Go away.
Forget about cat.
Cat is sad.
Cat is lonely.
Cat is hungry.
Come back.
Feed Cat again.
Cat purrs.
Both are happy.
End of story.
Seriously, end of story.
You go away now.
No more space,
 button in way! Go away!!